calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

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"When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god."

gwess:

whatsacanada:

What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip

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luaren:

things that are sex shaming -

  • "she’s a sl-t for having all that sex"
  • "girls shouldn’t wear tank tops to school because it is distracting"
  • "that skin tight dress means she’s asking for it"
things that are not sex shaming -
  • "I would prefer to not see a stranger’s butt"
  • "I do not want to hear explicit details about your sex life"
there’s a difference between sex shaming and wanting sexual security

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mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

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pizz4s:

did u know that if u put my dick in your mouth u can hear the ocean 

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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butthickey:

creativlog:

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face

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pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

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